A perfectly funny shirt for any Simpsons fan, only available at PantsAreOptional.com. This classic Simpsons quote -- I WAS SAYING BOOURNS --from a memorable episode will strike a chord with Simpsons fans of all ages. Everyone grew up watching The Simpsons, and everyone knows that when it comes to movies, all the money in the world can't compete with a man being hit in the groin with a football. So order this funny t-shirt now and you'll never have to answer the question "Were you saying 'boo' or 'boourns'?